Yuumei's Journal Entry~*~*~*~*~*~
1. Being Gay Is Not Natural
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...
2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of
Crazy Behavior
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.
4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed
And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.
6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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Since we're on the subject of homosexuality, I'll add some fun factoids I learned in my Human Evolution and Psychology class This is not meant to offend! (if it offends you in anyway) I just think these are interesting facts that others might like to know.
1. On average, gay men have a wider and longer penis than straight men. XD
2. Homosexuality is mostly (but not completely) genetic, hence why gay parents do not equal gay children.
3. Around 3-4% of the male population is gay, around 10% of male super geniuses are gay (like Leonardo Da Vinci and Michelangelo).
4. From an evolutionary perspective, one popular theory on the evolution of the "gay genes" in males is that the same genes benefit the mother.
5. So far, scientific research has not found definite "gay genes" related to women, and only 1-2% of women are lesbians.
6. Most gay men are gay by the time of puberty and will stay that way for the rest of their life. Women can become gay anytime and switch back and forth.
7. One observation during industrialization, later supported but experiments on mice, shows that overpopulation and crowding cause an increase in the percentage of homosexuals (along with suicide, infanticide, and all that other stuff that will decrease the population.)
8. Many men experience prostate enlargement, thus some scientists invented a prostate massager which works like... anal sex. Thus they concluded that gay men probably have healthy prostate.
9. Greeks in ancient time, put more value in homosexual relationship than straight ones.. Women for marriage and producing children, but they were considered like cattle... A good man would have another man in his life for love outside of the wedding. It was based on learning / teaching relationship too. (I think it was like that in ancient Japan too, not sure XD)
If you have any fun factoids that you'd like to share, I can post it up!
